Bender's S(hi)tories
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ENIHCAMBUS
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Re: Bender's S(hi)tories
Don't worry Bender, we are patient, we know you're working now in 25 rooms now.
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Re: Bender's S(hi)tories
EPISODE 0: The Council of the Noobs
Ben Elub: Hurry up man you are late!
rednoob: Suri! Dun't fergot to waer yur rebo!
Ben Elub: Yeah, right..
*rednoob and bluenoob enter the room*
brownnoob: Now that everybody is here we can begin!
greennoob: *burp* we ar--e still missing some*burp*one
brownnoob: Who might that be?
indigonoob: Offf course noobnoob. He didn't appearrrrr in any of ourrrr meetings.
purplenoob: I don't even think he exists.
orangenoob: Thats your problem purple. You don't even think!
purplenoob: Your mean
..
brownnoob: SILENCE! we will begin without him.
greennoob: *burp*
brownnoob: I think you all know why I summoned you here.
rednoob: fer fri caek?
brownnoob: NO! We must answer the universe's biggest question that was asked from the beginning
of the universe!
yellownoob: Uhhh... Noob who?
brownnoob: The other one! What flavour should poop be?
brownnoob: For thousands of years poop tasted like ENIHCAMBUS'es scanner after a busy tuesday night. But this changes today! Any suggestions?
yellownoob: Uhhh... ummm... lemons?
purplenoob: Poop!
rednoob: What about strawberries?
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greennoob: *Burp*
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bluenoob: You are not rednoob!
lightnoob: rednoob wouldn't talk like that!
rednoob: Wait I can explain!
*suddenly the door opens*
Real rednoob: sori guyz em leit! thur wuz trafek!
Fake rednoob: Okay you got me! I am actually the legenday noobnoob! I secretly participated in the council all these years.
*a voice can be heard over a walkie talkie*
???: Bender come in! Did you get your hand on the cake yet?
*Fake rednoob reveals to be Bender*
Bender: Not a good time Vortex!
Vortex: ...
Bender: Run!
brownnoob: Get him!
greennoob: *Burp*
*the noobs start to throw poop at Bender*
Bender: Vortex you idiot! Hey whats in that a bag?
???: Mhhhmmhmmphh
Vortex: Back up plan! Wait for me outside!
*some time later*
brownnoob: Brothers we will get our revenge. But first lets eat our cake. Rednoob cooked it for us.
*bluenoob cuts a piece of cake*
purplenoob: Hey the cake is moving!
orangenoob: No idiot! There is a bunny in the cake!
*booooooooooooooom!!!*
greennoob: *burp*
Ben Elub: Hurry up man you are late!
rednoob: Suri! Dun't fergot to waer yur rebo!
Ben Elub: Yeah, right..
*rednoob and bluenoob enter the room*
brownnoob: Now that everybody is here we can begin!
greennoob: *burp* we ar--e still missing some*burp*one
brownnoob: Who might that be?
indigonoob: Offf course noobnoob. He didn't appearrrrr in any of ourrrr meetings.
purplenoob: I don't even think he exists.
orangenoob: Thats your problem purple. You don't even think!
purplenoob: Your mean
..brownnoob: SILENCE! we will begin without him.
greennoob: *burp*
brownnoob: I think you all know why I summoned you here.
rednoob: fer fri caek?
brownnoob: NO! We must answer the universe's biggest question that was asked from the beginning
of the universe!
yellownoob: Uhhh... Noob who?
brownnoob: The other one! What flavour should poop be?
brownnoob: For thousands of years poop tasted like ENIHCAMBUS'es scanner after a busy tuesday night. But this changes today! Any suggestions?
yellownoob: Uhhh... ummm... lemons?
purplenoob: Poop!
rednoob: What about strawberries?
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greennoob: *Burp*
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bluenoob: You are not rednoob!
lightnoob: rednoob wouldn't talk like that!
rednoob: Wait I can explain!
*suddenly the door opens*
Real rednoob: sori guyz em leit! thur wuz trafek!
Fake rednoob: Okay you got me! I am actually the legenday noobnoob! I secretly participated in the council all these years.
*a voice can be heard over a walkie talkie*
???: Bender come in! Did you get your hand on the cake yet?
*Fake rednoob reveals to be Bender*
Bender: Not a good time Vortex!
Vortex: ...
Bender: Run!
brownnoob: Get him!
greennoob: *Burp*
*the noobs start to throw poop at Bender*
Bender: Vortex you idiot! Hey whats in that a bag?
???: Mhhhmmhmmphh
Vortex: Back up plan! Wait for me outside!
*some time later*
brownnoob: Brothers we will get our revenge. But first lets eat our cake. Rednoob cooked it for us.
*bluenoob cuts a piece of cake*
purplenoob: Hey the cake is moving!
orangenoob: No idiot! There is a bunny in the cake!
*booooooooooooooom!!!*
greennoob: *burp*
Bender sucks
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Re: Bender's S(hi)tories
oh holy Liz...
so many noobs...
XD
so many noobs...
XD
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ENIHCAMBUS
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Re: Bender's S(hi)tories
EPISODE 7: Gay Crow Slumber Party
*continuing from Episode 6*
Bender: 3...2...1...
*few moments earlier*
redneB: WOOOO That was awesome!
Mateusz: Now its your turn!
r: NOOOO!
*suddenly ground starts to shake*
*an exploding bus emerges from the ground*
*redneB and Mateusz are pulled into the bus*
*the bus takes them to a house underground*
*a crow gets out from the house*
xetroV: You dare hurt our brother!
Mateusz: Uhh-h.... N-No??
levelbuS: I say we punish him!
redneB: Yay!
l: How should we punish him?
x: Hmm.. I know!
x: YOU WILL HANG OUT WITH US!
M: Uhhhhh... Why????
x: Simple. We have no friends.
r: Well actually xetroV has a special friend..
x: Don't put Eduardo into this.
r: Haha. Its funny because he is gay..
l: Come on redneB you don't even have a girlfriend.
r: Shut up Bender! I mean levelbuS..
M: What if I don't hang out with you?
x: Uhhhh. ummm... We will give you 5 bucks if you do.
*at xetroV's*
x: Okay guys lets play "huge cucumber up my rectum"
r&l: YAAY!
M: Wait what is that game?
x: The rules are simple. You take a huge cucumber and shove it---
M: That's enough I am leaving!
x: Don't leave please! We can play "enihcambuS" if you want!
M: WHAT? That's a complete rip off of my game! Well its still better than "Submarine"!
l: Guys check out what retraC wrote on "muroF letsaP"
Retrac: Good morning guys, see you tomorow!
r&l&x: Puhahahahahahahah!
r: Oh my satan that was hilarious!
l: How does this guy make these jokes up?
x: Write a reply
l: OK
levelbuS: Go have sex with yourself!
r: Look he replied!
retraC: lol
r&l&x: Ahahahahaha
x: Mateusz are you seeing this?
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x: Mateusz??
x: Hello?
*continuing from Episode 6*
Bender: 3...2...1...
*few moments earlier*
redneB: WOOOO That was awesome!
Mateusz: Now its your turn!
r: NOOOO!
*suddenly ground starts to shake*
*an exploding bus emerges from the ground*
*redneB and Mateusz are pulled into the bus*
*the bus takes them to a house underground*
*a crow gets out from the house*
xetroV: You dare hurt our brother!
Mateusz: Uhh-h.... N-No??
levelbuS: I say we punish him!
redneB: Yay!
l: How should we punish him?
x: Hmm.. I know!
x: YOU WILL HANG OUT WITH US!
M: Uhhhhh... Why????
x: Simple. We have no friends.
r: Well actually xetroV has a special friend..
x: Don't put Eduardo into this.
r: Haha. Its funny because he is gay..
l: Come on redneB you don't even have a girlfriend.
r: Shut up Bender! I mean levelbuS..
M: What if I don't hang out with you?
x: Uhhhh. ummm... We will give you 5 bucks if you do.
*at xetroV's*
x: Okay guys lets play "huge cucumber up my rectum"
r&l: YAAY!
M: Wait what is that game?
x: The rules are simple. You take a huge cucumber and shove it---
M: That's enough I am leaving!
x: Don't leave please! We can play "enihcambuS" if you want!
M: WHAT? That's a complete rip off of my game! Well its still better than "Submarine"!
l: Guys check out what retraC wrote on "muroF letsaP"
Retrac: Good morning guys, see you tomorow!
r&l&x: Puhahahahahahahah!
r: Oh my satan that was hilarious!
l: How does this guy make these jokes up?
x: Write a reply
l: OK
levelbuS: Go have sex with yourself!
r: Look he replied!
retraC: lol
r&l&x: Ahahahahaha
x: Mateusz are you seeing this?
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x: Mateusz??
x: Hello?
Bender sucks
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ENIHCAMBUS
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Re: Bender's S(hi)tories
LOL, those evil twins are really gay!
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Re: Bender's S(hi)tories
bender's story made me drunk, i'm seeing double