A' L L U K I N - chapter 6

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  • COMmAND: KAl-EY: DO ARACHINID THINGY
    

>examine the nature of the purpley bit of light void


<KA-LEY>

Futile, at best.


<MADDOX>

But you can climb walls!


<KA-LEY>
Not this one.

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<MADDOX>

Can I politely disregard that as an "absolute bullshit?"


<KA-LEY>

This wall before you is nigh impossibly smooth. Unsuitable for my microscopic digits.


<MADDOX>

Impossibly smooth? This must be the SHIP'S HULLS, in which are made of PlasGlass…


<ENER>

Dammit! What about the CRACKS in the hulls? And those PURPLE TUBES?


<KA-LEY>

Ah, they are to be the COOLANT TUBES; stalled as they are now. The senses residing in the fractures here are sounded, so feasible is the climbing. But nay, the risks of bodily destruction are personally too high if cracks are to be smooth as well.
  • if arachnid thing is impossible for some reason

    maddox> throw arachnid kal-ey to the door

    a spider shouldn't be too heavy to through

    especially for someone who should be pretty strong, like a security guard

Excellent idea! Maddox, running out of ideas, is gunning for his OOLITHIAN MARTIAL ART WITS as he suddenly grasp Kal-Ey's feathery light body and aimed at the doorway!

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<KA-LEY>

GAH! My mortal shell!


<ENER>

MADDOX!!! Put her down!


<MADDOX>

I aim to do that.

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<ENER>

WHAT

ARE

YOU

DOING?!


<MADDOX>

Giving her a lift.


<ENER>

What if she's dead, ASSFACE!


<MADDOX>

Ouch. Didn't think of that. Hey, Ka-Ley?!


<KA-LEY>

*squeaks painfully*


<MADDOX>

KA-LEY?!?!


<ENER>

Way to go, ASSFACE!!! Now what we gonna do?!
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Alamos.
  • Ener:

    Tense shoulders.
    
Maddox:

    Do a run up, then double jump up on eners shoulders so your hands grab onto the ledge.

    Ener:

    Climb up Maddox, then pull him up once you are at the ledge.

    TEAMWORK!
Anteroinen
  • COMMAND: MADDOX: CLIMB on ENER'S SHOULDERS, and try to reach the thing.
    
COMMAND: KAL-EY: BE alright.

    EDIT:
    
COMMAND: TEAM ALPHA: Note the closing in figure on the background.
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  • Whats that spiraling around in the background?
Sublevel 102
  • Whats that spiraling around in the background?


    This is ROCKET LADDER!!!
Theta
  • Command: Team: examine the thing flying around in the background
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  • COMMAND: KAL-EY: BE alright.
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<KA-LEY>

Ooww my mortal shell... Maddox!


<ENER>
YAY!!! She's not dead!


<MADDOX>

You okay up there?


<KA-LEY>
Spider down! Spider down! Such an embarrassment, hurtful, and helpless on my aching back. So useless, a being in garb within the COOLANT CHAMBER, lifting nay a finger for myself.


<ENER>

If that JERK refuses to help that spider... We gotta help her or we all go BOOM!
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COMMAND: MADDOX: CLIMB on ENER'S SHOULDERS, and try to reach the thing.


    Ener:

    Tense shoulders.
    
Maddox:

    Do a run up, then double jump up on eners shoulders so your hands grab onto the ledge.

    Ener:

    Climb up Maddox, then pull him up once you are at the ledge.

    TEAMWORK!
<MADDOX>

Stand still, Ener. I am gonna use you as a SPRING-BOARD. Once I am up there, I will pull you in.


<ENER>

GRAWR!

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<MADDOX>

DAMMIT! Its impossibly smooth up there!


<ENER>

WOULD

YOU

GET

OFF

OF

ME.
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Command: Team: examine the thing flying around in the background


    COMMAND: TEAM ALPHA: Note the closing-in figure on the background.


    Whats that spiraling around in the background?
    

This is ROCKET LADDER!!!
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Alamos.
  • Ener + Maddox:
    
Praise the Light Void and continue going with the newfound ladderpower.
arkla
  • uhh
    
did we dump a ladder into the void before, or is this thing new?
    
i remember a ladder being involved before
    
EDIT: ener, maddox>climb ladder, save arachnid
    
[and i didn't say throw her hard :/]
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  • LOL rocket ladder xD I laughed irl
Theta
  • Command: Team: Set up the ladder and use it to get up to the door
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  • So obvious it hurts.
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  • Ener + Maddox:

    Praise the Light Void and continue going with the newfound ladderpower.


    Command: Team: Set up the ladder and use it to get up to the door
    

EDIT: ener, maddox>climb ladder, save arachnid
    
[and i didn't say throw her hard :/]


You didn't say throw her LIGHTLY :P


<ENER>

Thanks upon thee Light Void for presenting us the LADDERY GIFT.


<MADDOX>

And thanks to myself for throwing that LADDER into Light Void back in CHAPTER 2.


<ENER>

And why would thy execute the throwing of LADDER back then?


<MADDOX>

No time to elaborate! Let help that spider!



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<MADDOX>

Bet you like that cool OOLITHIAN MARTIAL ARTS MOVE of mine.


<ENER>

Very much :3 and flexible like a lady!


<MADDOX>

OH SHUT UP.

Hey, isn't that who I think it is?


<ENER>
YEP!


<ELOUF!!!>

Gawd fucking dammit!

Would you work, machine!!

WORK, dammit!!!
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Theta
  • Command: Ener: ask elouf if the machine is working
arkla
  • [i assumed maddox is smart enough not to throw the only qualified engineer hard enough to shatter exoskeletons :[ ]

    ener> "assist" elouf as per theta's suggestion

    maddox> tend to the downed arachnid
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  • Command: Ener: ask elouf if the machine is working


    ener> "assist" elouf as per theta's suggestion


Before doing that, Ener grabbed his attention the only way he knows how :3



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<ELOUF>

Now who in the fuck keeps shrieking like some bloody murdering... sissies?


<ENER>

HI!


<MADDOX>

Whaaa thaa heeeck...


<ELOUF>

Well, I'll be. Ener and Mister Master Maddox.


<MADDOX>

SHUT UP!!!


<ENER>

Why are you tentacle-filled now?


<ELOUF>

Why are you scarf-garbing now?


<ENER>

Ok, stupid question and here's another one. Is the machine working here?


<ELOUF>

See the TUBES?


<ENER>

Yeah?


<ELOUF>

See anything in it?


<ENER>

No?


<ELOUF>

Then its NOT WORKING!!! Unless you want your beautiful furs vaporized, I need to get the COOLANT SYSTEM back online. Or else, BIG BOOM that fucks over any other big booms.


<MADDOX>

So how you plan on preventing that?


<ELOUF>

Hacking.

Which I suck at.

And I hate these machines here.

Because they keep sprouting this line:

<COOLANT SYSTEM CONTROL>
ACCESS DENIED.

<ELOUF>
ACCESS DENIED!
I am denied access!
They're denying access!!!

<MADDOX>
Ok, stay there while I get someone who can.
  • maddox> tend to the downed arachnid


Maddox hurriedly tend to Ka-Ley, needing her skills in this waning minutes!

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<ELOUF>

And what are you doing with that spidery gal?


<MADDOX>

Trying to patch her up after I tossed her up here. We need her Engineering skills about right now.


<ELOUF>

You threw her down like that? HOTLY NICE.


<ENER>

I agree :3


<ELOUF>

Hold it. She's an Engineer? THE ENGINEER?


<MADDOX>

Not THE Engineer that you see on MONITORS, but one that can help restore the COOLANT SYSTEM.


<ELOUF>

Well... Despite being an average Engineer myself, maybe I should have listen to you shrieking sissies in the first place.


<ENER>

We're not sissies!!!


<ELOUF>

When you scream, you sounds like one, though.


<ENER>

Gwwrrrr...

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<MADDOX>

There. Not my superior work, but the GREEN LEAF will do. You best not to crash so hard the next time, Ka-Ley.


<KA-LEY>

Suggestion from thee may not be achieved with fragile mortal shell of which myself possess. Time?


<MADDOX>

About 4 minutes!!!
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Anteroinen
  • COMMAND: KA-LEY: PRACTICE the MOST NOBLE AND UTTERLY BLESSED ART OF ENGINEERING.
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  • COMMAND: KA-LEY: PRACTICE the MOST NOBLE AND UTTERLY BLESSED ART OF ENGINEERING.


<KA-LEY>

Then thy one machine shall be bested by the arts of engineering myself acquired with haste. One moment.

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<KA-LEY>

Hmmmm… Not good. Dire circumstances had transpired.


<MADDOX>

What is it?


<ENER>
Please don't say doom! For love of Life, don't say DOOM!!!


<ELOUF>

It's doom.


<KA-LEY>

Not so, for these machines cry out not with mortal dents nor cracks, but with nay a manufactured purpose nor a technical intention. In the land of thee outer-life, a blind guidance laid foundation of which contradicts their mechanical laws. The directive residing in the System ceased to be followed as one deemed it to be with blissful malice and reckless macabre. In thy technical intentions, routine performances come to standstill and its duty unfulfilled.


<ENER>

STOP SPROUTING METAPHORS!!!


<ELOUF>

Shall I instruct you on the classical nature of fine arts gazing, listening, dining, and bedding?


<ENER>

If it is a date and poetry lesson, then it's a YES :3 let me ask Teyri first.


<MADDOX>

This is so stupid and disturbing that actually warranted a MOVING ON.

So what are you saying, Ka-Ley?


<KA-LEY>

Forcibly incapacitated, the machines suffered on the internal hardware by malevolent invader.


<MADDOX>

Forcibly… HACKED? Wait, you're saying that this is not a technical malfunction but a SABOTAGE?!


<ENER>

Who would hack the… Elouf, you were using that machine just before! Explain yourself.

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<ELOUF>

Whoa whoa whoa whoa there, furry. I told you I am not a hacker nor a very good one. I am just a simple earthbound Engineer and I hate these ship machines to even use them properly! Oh and just to add: I don't want to die either!


<MADDOX>

You guys, stand down. I can confirm Elouf's technical ineptitude as a sad and blatant shortcoming.


<ELOUF>

HEY!!!


<MADDOX>

Ka-Ley, is there anything you can do about the hacking damages?


<KA-LEY>

Far too severe for proper mending, though being cleansed by a hard reset should be auspiciously restorative. It is suggestible that you should back away, too. One moment.



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<KA-LEY>

And thy is given the gift of task.


Myself ask of you to initiate the sequence of manual HARD RESET. Myself shall be preparing the rest.
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Vurn
  • Ener: Ask Ka-Ley how to reset this thingy
Anteroinen
  • COMMAND: MADDOX: GAZE at the SCREEN in the COLUMN and LISTEN TO KA-LEY
Theta
  • Command: Anyone: press the 'reset' button
Azareus
  • Command: Anyone: press the 'reset' button


    That wouldn't work. It's a hard reset. :P
    
Command: Anyone: press the 'reset' button. HARD.
Vurn
  • It's a hard reset.


    press the 'reset' button. HARD.
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